tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-87545216546819585162011-04-22T00:05:17.814+02:00House non cura. Guarisce.Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.comBlogger671100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-65126144770349389402009-04-24T20:21:00.001+02:002009-04-24T20:21:29.499+02:00House puo' fare i calcoli della colecisti a mente.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-6512614477034938940?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-29714805001472826542009-04-24T20:13:00.001+02:002009-04-24T20:13:54.201+02:00<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">House ha un elevata soglia del dolore.<br />Del paziente.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-2971480500147282654?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-51319682543995601192009-04-24T20:09:00.000+02:002009-04-24T20:10:11.408+02:00<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;" >Se ti fa male un occhio, House te lo fa smontare per vedere che c'è sotto.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-5131968254399560119?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-87377080436763778272009-04-24T20:05:00.000+02:002009-04-24T20:06:16.421+02:00<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Se House perde la pazienza, almeno 3 specializzandi gliela cercano.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-8737708043676377827?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-10282138184542249002009-04-24T20:03:00.000+02:002009-04-24T20:04:39.773+02:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: trebuchet ms;">Se House ha un vuoto di memoria ci mette dentro il cambio di stagione. </span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-1028213818454224900?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-49058138171931739912009-04-24T20:00:00.000+02:002009-04-24T20:01:37.612+02:00<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Se hai un'emorragia, House ti tampona. Con la moto.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-4905813817193173991?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-32318800250243381202009-04-24T19:46:00.000+02:002009-04-24T19:57:46.261+02:00<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">House ha incastrato Roger Rabbit.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-3231880025024338120?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-72933450202157923572009-04-24T19:45:00.001+02:002009-04-24T19:45:40.858+02:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-weight: bold;">House puo' curare le infiammazioni cutanee con l'estintore.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-7293345020215792357?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-49570503610761863682009-04-24T19:43:00.000+02:002009-04-24T19:44:18.405+02:00<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Gesù è resuscitato il terzo giorno perché durante primi due House era in ferie.</span></span><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-4957050361076186368?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-70758075779873653032009-04-24T19:37:00.002+02:002009-04-24T19:39:09.824+02:00<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Nessuna donna puo' dire ad House di avere mal di testa.</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Almeno non senza beccarsi una Risonanza Magnetica.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-7075807577987365303?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-77760754684690453162009-04-24T19:36:00.002+02:002009-04-24T19:36:55.149+02:00<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Quando House è di guardia, fa vestire gli specializzandi da ladri.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-7776075468469045316?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-37735736698777752882009-04-24T19:31:00.001+02:002009-04-24T19:33:07.117+02:00<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">House pratica la medicina cinese somministrando involtini primavera</span></span>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-3773573669877775288?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-40335513583137768142008-03-08T16:55:00.000+01:002008-03-08T16:57:02.614+01:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Quando House faceva tirocinio a ginecologia, alle donne gravide le acque non si rompevano: si separavano.<br /></span><a href="http://pigramentebloggo.blogspot.com"><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /><br /></span></a><span style="font-size:78%;">da un'idea dell'</span><a href="http://pigramentebloggo.blogspot.com"><span style="font-size:78%;">EpatologaDiGuardia</span></a><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-4033551358313776814?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-52944288073734528232008-03-06T20:35:00.001+01:002008-03-06T20:35:39.617+01:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Il dito esploratore di House è Indiana Jones.<br /><br /><br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-5294428807373452823?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-56193817594238411312008-02-27T22:38:00.001+01:002008-02-27T22:56:46.544+01:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">House sul fondo dell'occhio ti legge il futuro.<br /><a href="http://bbokkupata.blogspot.com/search/label/l%27allegra%20chirurga"><br /></a></span><a href="http://bbokkupata.blogspot.com/search/label/l%27allegra%20chirurga"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 255);font-size:78%;" >l'Allegra Chirurga</span></a><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-5619381759423841131?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-16165485471002841012008-02-27T14:36:00.002+01:002008-02-27T14:39:25.173+01:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">House cura l'ileo paralitico urlandogli: "alzati e cammina".<br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 255);font-size:78%;" >aspirante anatomo patologo</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-1616548547100284101?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-67107228069380776852008-02-25T02:12:00.002+01:002008-02-25T02:18:41.537+01:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">I batteri commensali di House come minimo portano il vino.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-6710722806938077685?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-51181687788414107792008-02-25T02:11:00.002+01:002008-02-25T02:12:08.004+01:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Gli assistenti di House assistono ad un miracolo.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-5118168778841410779?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-72459788979768227092008-02-25T02:04:00.001+01:002008-02-25T02:04:56.139+01:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Se House si sveglia nel cuore della notte,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">come minimo alla notte si alzano LDH, Miosina e Troponina.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-7245978897976822709?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-11108997213917030692008-02-25T02:02:00.000+01:002008-02-25T02:03:38.681+01:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">House puo' diagnosticarti le emorroidi.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Basta che tu dica "AAAAAAAAAAHHH".</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-1110899721391703069?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-17946501907081521292008-02-25T01:53:00.000+01:002008-02-25T01:55:03.848+01:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">A casa di House, gli acari fanno la popo' in un sacchetto.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-1794650190708152129?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-59677338465000809842008-02-25T01:42:00.001+01:002008-02-25T01:45:24.707+01:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Per farti scoppiare di salute, House ti somministrerà un po'di nitroglicerina.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">E qualcosa di infiammabile.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-5967733846500080984?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-39328061685369095522008-02-25T01:35:00.001+01:002008-02-25T01:35:42.536+01:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">House utilizza la cassa toracica dei suoi pazienti per la filodiffusione.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-3932806168536909552?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-39350315931737970722008-02-25T01:31:00.001+01:002008-02-25T01:31:57.113+01:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Nel sangue di House non circolano anticorpi, ma solo ultracorpi.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-3935031593173797072?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-53397950059949003792008-02-25T01:20:00.000+01:002008-02-25T01:21:25.437+01:00<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Il pc di House usa come antivirus la ribavirina.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-5339795005994900379?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-13122391955866370822008-02-25T01:18:00.000+01:002008-02-25T01:19:26.439+01:00<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Cristo si è fermato a Eboli.<br />House ha fermato l'Ebola.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-1312239195586637082?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-29271658154489833302007-09-12T22:35:00.000+02:002007-09-12T22:36:02.651+02:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">House è il geriatra di Chuck Norris</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-2927165815448983330?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-66713408484053554382007-08-23T23:09:00.000+02:002007-08-23T23:11:01.277+02:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">House è risultato positivo al test di Medicina.<br /><br /></span><a href="http://bbokkupata.blogspot.com"><span style="font-size:85%;">me</span></a><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-6671340848405355438?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-53982605586152759742007-08-23T23:07:00.000+02:002007-08-23T23:08:51.834+02:00<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >House prendeva pochi appunti.<br /><br />Con quelli ha fondato la McGraw Hill.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><a href="http://vietraamici.blogspot.com">sempronio</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-5398260558615275974?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-66176261318346915012006-12-20T21:55:00.000+01:002006-12-20T21:57:30.622+01:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">House, se gira intorno al paziente, gli sta facendo una TAC.</span></strong><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">gu</span><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;">(leggermente modificata)</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-6617626131834691501?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-22433864653748938452006-12-20T21:53:00.000+01:002006-12-20T21:55:45.839+01:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">House fa la risonanza magnetica con le calamite da frigo.</span></strong><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;"><a href="www.balbalord.it">gu</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-2243386465374893845?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-68685969897890249742006-12-19T16:25:00.000+01:002006-12-19T16:26:20.825+01:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">House per pavimentare il suo studio ha usato l'ISTONE Giordano.</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-6868596989789024974?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-34066412172783759192006-12-19T16:19:00.000+01:002006-12-19T16:20:26.414+01:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">House, al posto del Viagra, prescrive i protrombotici.</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-3406641217278375919?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-16067258245511492782006-12-19T16:18:00.000+01:002006-12-19T16:19:32.169+01:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">House ha la seconda casa a Rocca Petrosa.</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-1606725824551149278?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-19839203255287746982006-12-13T09:23:00.000+01:002006-12-13T09:29:07.810+01:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Se House non è soddisfatto dell'esame del sangue, lo fa tornare alla sessione successiva.</span></strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;"><strong>gu </strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-1983920325528774698?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-43520977523287340762006-12-13T09:19:00.000+01:002006-12-13T09:29:55.966+01:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>La streptomicina è la gatta di House.</strong></span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;"><strong>gu</strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-4352097752328734076?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-62045742268745733852006-12-10T13:57:00.000+01:002006-12-10T14:00:05.925+01:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Dio infuse il suo alito divino nell'uomo dopo che House gli aveva mostrato una respirazione bocca a bocca.</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#ff99ff;">er fiaschetta</span> <em>(mod)</em></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-6204574226874573385?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-84080858339285416292006-12-09T18:54:00.000+01:002006-12-09T18:55:41.213+01:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Quando House si prende cura del suo giardino non pianta i fiori.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Li trapianta.</strong></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ff99ff;">Chiara</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-8408085833928541629?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-76630946476838998862006-12-06T10:33:00.000+01:002006-12-06T10:34:20.988+01:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">House trasforma i gram+ in gram- moltiplicandoli per -1.</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-7663094647683899886?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-90992037703123067142006-12-06T10:30:00.000+01:002006-12-06T10:31:46.447+01:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>House, litotrissa i calcoli con un colpo di Karate.</strong></span><br /><br /><a href="http://neomarcus.spaces.live.com/"><span style="font-size:85%;">er fiaschetta </span></a><em><span style="font-size:85%;">(mod)</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-9099203770312306714?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-1133058783849013432006-12-06T10:27:00.000+01:002006-12-06T10:29:29.399+01:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">E' House che sintetizza le pozioni rosse di <em>Prince of Persia.</em></span></strong><br /><em></em><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><a href="http://vietraamici.blogspot.com">sempronio</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-113305878384901343?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-74972129715208522852006-12-06T10:26:00.000+01:002006-12-06T10:27:49.693+01:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">House ha inventato la risonanza magnetica nucleare mentre seduto sul cesso leggeva un vecchio numero focus.</span></strong><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><a href="http://vietraamici.blogspot.com">sempronio</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-7497212971520852285?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-58624761991330928732006-12-06T10:25:00.000+01:002006-12-06T10:26:24.371+01:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">House ha creato il primo vaccino antinfluenzale mentre al doposcuola giocava al piccolo chimico.</span></strong><br /><br /><a href="http://vietraamici.blogspot.com">sempronio</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-5862476199133092873?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-48239063266811898152006-12-06T10:24:00.000+01:002006-12-06T10:25:26.521+01:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">House palpa tranquillamente il pancreas e i surreni.</span></strong><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><a href="http://vietraamici.blogspot.com">sempronio</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-4823906326681189815?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-20106681159139747202006-12-06T10:23:00.002+01:002006-12-06T10:24:33.894+01:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>House ha scritto un libro di medicina interna in due volumi: vecchio e nuovo testamento.</strong></span><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><a href="http://epiploon.splinder.com"><span style="font-size:85%;">epiploon</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-2010668115913974720?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-76718955567265031342006-12-06T10:23:00.001+01:002006-12-06T10:23:52.762+01:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">House ha inventato la cura contro il prurito:"Grattatevi, ma con moderazione".Quell'anno ha perso il nobel per un pelo.</span></strong><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><a href="http://vietraamici.blogspot.com">sempronio</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-7671895556726503134?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-25049172043397453342006-12-06T10:21:00.000+01:002006-12-06T10:22:46.447+01:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">House fu il primo a visitare Lazzaro, quando capii che si trattava di un caso semplice affidò il paziente ad un suo volenteroso studente, peraltro un pò mitomane.</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><a href="http://www.epiploon.splinder.cpm">epiploon</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-2504917204339745334?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-22733122808935746442006-11-28T20:34:00.000+01:002006-11-28T20:36:18.452+01:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">House prende il caffè all'epstein-BAR.</span></strong><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#ff99ff;">ale_rita</span> <em>(mod)</em></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-2273312280893574644?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-64952438933184498462006-11-27T22:25:00.000+01:002006-11-27T22:26:44.760+01:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">I succhi gastrici di House digeriscono l'Helicobacter Pilori.</span></strong><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ff99ff;">nilson</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-6495243893318449846?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-1037172126752393262006-11-26T23:55:00.000+01:002006-11-26T23:57:26.264+01:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Da piccolo il dr House era lo streptococco di mamma.</span></strong><br /><br /><a href="www.epiploon.splinder.com"><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ff99ff;">epiploon</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-103717212675239326?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-54624190919845461672006-11-26T14:17:00.003+01:002006-11-26T14:32:32.517+01:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Una volta un andrologo fece una battuta sulla virilità di House.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>House non disse niente, ma una settimana dopo interpretò il sifiloma del collega come "ustione da sfregamento". </strong><br /><strong>L'evento non si è più verificato.</strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-5462419091984546167?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-45696515776538882242006-11-26T14:17:00.002+01:002006-11-26T14:29:38.470+01:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>House predilige eseguire le broncoscopie all'aperto.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Necessita di una cannuccia e di un po' di sole.</strong></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color:#ff99ff;">sempronio</span><em> (mod)</em></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-4569651577653888224?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-76024163079948962852006-11-26T14:17:00.001+01:002006-11-26T14:17:46.632+01:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Tutti mentono.</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">House infatti non ha nessuna laurea in medicina.</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Non ne ha bisogno.</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-7602416307994896285?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-55475878095195333862006-11-26T13:52:00.000+01:002006-11-26T13:54:08.889+01:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">House non ha bisogno di fare la conta leucocitaria tramite laboratorio. </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Semplicemente fa l'appello e tutti i linfociti rispondono per nome.</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-5547587809519533386?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-35389650158111832702006-11-25T19:48:00.000+01:002006-11-25T19:50:09.346+01:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">House ha debellato il vaiolo una sera che si annoiava.</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">sempronio</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-3538965015811183270?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-16437645838560708072006-11-25T19:46:00.000+01:002006-11-25T19:47:47.710+01:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Anche House in principio aveva un blog.</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Si chiamava PubMed.</span></strong><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">sempronio</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-1643764583856070807?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-8715388525524991862006-11-25T19:44:00.000+01:002006-11-25T19:45:58.921+01:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Per auscultare il cuore House usa le cuffiette dell'ipod.</span></strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">nilson</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-871538852552499186?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-81220020825722387132006-11-25T19:35:00.001+01:002006-11-25T19:37:16.509+01:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">House non è zoppo. Una gamba è piu' che sufficiente.</span></strong><br /><strong></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-8122002082572238713?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-4131586511511357572006-11-25T19:21:00.000+01:002006-11-25T19:23:01.145+01:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>House dove passa cresce l'erbetta.</strong></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">sempronio</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-413158651151135757?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-88810615218643674922006-11-25T17:00:00.000+01:002006-11-25T19:12:55.641+01:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Fleming ha scoperto la penicillina dalla muffa, dopo che House aveva scoperto la muffa.</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">sempronio</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-8881061521864367492?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-24068270622751626282006-11-25T16:50:00.001+01:002006-11-25T17:00:37.615+01:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>House da piccolo era un importante pediatra.</strong></span><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br />sempronio<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-2406827062275162628?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-37996678151967445002006-11-25T16:44:00.000+01:002006-11-25T16:49:30.197+01:00<div align="left"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">L'allegro chirurgo, da bambino, giocava col "Piccolo House"</span></strong></div><div align="left"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong> </div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">er fiaschetta</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-3799667815196744500?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-23241406578315837952006-11-23T21:12:00.000+01:002006-11-24T01:10:24.210+01:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Luis Pasteur era il lattaio di House.</span></strong><br /><br /><a href="http://neomarcus.spaces.live.com/"><span style="font-size:85%;">er fiaschetta</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-2324140657831583795?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-49217986874241426812006-11-23T18:22:00.000+01:002006-11-24T01:10:06.937+01:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>House quando starnutisce addosso a qualcuno, lo vaccina.<br /></strong></span><br /><a href="http://www.vietraamici.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:85%;">sempronio</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-4921798687424142681?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-84773195586767704482006-11-23T18:20:00.000+01:002006-11-24T01:09:47.886+01:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Dottor House andava a lezione con Ippocrate, che gli firmava le presenze.<br /></strong></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffff33;"><a href="http://www.vietraamici.blogspot.com/">sempronio</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-8477319558676770448?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-22852099019937466822006-11-23T17:23:00.000+01:002006-11-24T01:09:18.243+01:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">House misura la pressione col laccio della scarpa.</span></strong><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffff33;"><a href="http://neomarcus.spaces.live.com/">er fiaschetta</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-2285209901993746682?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8754521654681958516.post-8563731933602548182006-11-23T17:22:00.000+01:002006-11-24T01:09:04.958+01:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Quando Dr house fa le coronarografie al posto del camice piombato usa il grembiule da cucina.<br /></strong></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffff33;"><a href="http://denixnilson.spaces.live.com/">nilson</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8754521654681958516-856373193360254818?l=ilovedrhouse.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gregorio Casahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01863061224792008757noreply@blogger.com3